By now, you've probably heard how the #AskThicke hashtag backfired in a major way and became a "promotional stunt gone wrong" for Robin Thicke and his PR people, as noted by Time. Some (or most) social media users who sent in their questions for the scheduled Twitter Q&A with the "Blurred Lines" singer sarcastically quoted phrases from some of his songs, cracking about his relationship and "ridiculous" lyrics.
Amidst all the drama over his attempt to get his wife back, it appears the person in question, actress Paula Patton, is probably the only person who has yet to give her two cents about his musical attempt at winning her affections. How is she taking this whole situation, we wonder?
While we wait, and patiently bear with Robin's saccharine (and increasingly creepy) romantic overtures, let's take a look at 20 of the creepiest lines, as compiled by E! News, from the father-of-one's new album, which is aptly named "Paula."
You're My Fantasy
1. "I will always daydream wishing that you were mine / I understand right now you need some space and time / I can smell your perfume / Your legs are on my walls / Your body's on my ceiling / Your giggle down the hall."
2. "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please."
Love Can Grow Back
3. "With your new new new new new new new nails / Passion fruit three inches stacked / Shine your rainbow of hope and hot pot of gold on my body baby / Show me our love can grow back."
4. "You're way too young to dance like that in front of a man like me baby / Oh yes you are / You know cigarettes are bad for you baby / But so am I."
Lock the Door
5. "Don't leave me out here in the cold / Ooh turn the porch light on / At least open the doggy-door / Throw a friend a juicy bone."
Still Madly Crazy
6. "See the birds fly, see the blue sky, see the best times of my life / Watch me crawl, watch me beg, watch me fall deep cause I- / I just can't stop, I just can't stop thinking about those days."
Black Tar Cloud
7. "You were lying in bed (truth) / Said you took twenty pills (truth) / Now I'm calling the ambulance, police, I'm freakin' out till you said / Chill baby, I didn't really take them pills / I'm just desperately crying for help."
Something Bad
8. "I try to be deep before I do bad things / But it feels so good right now how wrong could this be / I know you wanna fly so baby open up your wings / Then I'll walk out with your legs shaking while you're screaming, 'Robin please!'"
Which one is the ultimate winner in the "creepiest" stakes, readers?
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